“Ladies, If a man tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right.. or terribly wrong.”
– (via starrynightsxoxo)

“Guys, if you told her you would call, save yourself the three-hour argument and do it. Trust me.”
– (via starrynightsxoxo)

“Being together” but not going out. “Talking” but not dating. You can do everything a couple would do, and even people would think you two are, yet you don’t want “the title”? It’s funny because everybody says “once you put a title on it then things worsen”, but wait…if there’s no title, then there was no real “break up” then? You guys are clever, taking the easy way out. Take responsibility for the feelings you gave and the hearts you break.”
– A guy on my Facebook  (via sammymcfarland)

“I can tell by the way he’s edging closer that he wants to take my hand. I’ve always drawn the line on that. Kissing in public is one thing. It means you’re hot for each other. But hand holding is in another league. It means couple. It means commitment. It means I’d better fill up my tank because I’m going to drive a hundred miles in the opposite direction.”
– (via soweliveforever)

“The only things that will get a married man laid that won’t get a single man laid are adultery and whores. Intelligence and humor (and your smell) are what get you laid. That’s what got you laid when you were single. That’s what gets you laid when you’re married. Everything still works in marriage: especially intelligence and humor. Because the sexiest thing is to know you.”
– Christina Hendricks, “A Letter To Men” (via deer-me)

“I don’t think it’s crazy when you have a town now that has put so much premium on boys instead of men. And has put so many shirtless 17-year-olds in front of the camera and tried to pass off as a masculine form. I have nothing against the younger generations, but I feel when I look in their eyes, I don’t see shit, man. I don’t see a life lived, I don’t see experience, I don’t see dirt under the nails, I don’t see loss, tragedy, you name it.”
– Joe Carnahan (director)

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I’d rather hear a guy say, ‘I made plans for us.’ Instead of the usual, ‘I dunno, it’s whatever you wanna do.’

(Source: valeriedevera, via valeriedevera)

“There’s only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves… and that’s knowledge”
– Misfits (via omgkitteh)

“Forget the books you want to write. Think only of the book you are writing.”
– Henry Miller (via nezua)

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“There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it’s true, but you haven’t told anyone yet.”
– Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible (via paypaypachel)

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“One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn’t think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.”
– Cynthia Heimel (via serafinadellerose)